Friday, August 24, 2012

If I wrote classic novels...

Ahhhh, novels.   I have had the great joy of reacquainting with them since finishing school.  After completeing nine consecutive semesters, the thought of a textbook makes me want to dry heave.  My favorite novel of all time is definately Pride and Prejuide. Even the first sentence gets my blood flowing, "It is a truth universally acknowldeged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife."  In honor of my love of this Jane Austen classic, I will now recount some of my own universal truths.



 
It is a truth universally acknowldeged that... 
Frisbee Golf deserves more publicity.  There's something therapeutic about chucking some disks around with your honey.  Try it!
 
It is a truth universally acknowldeged that...

fantasy football has a misleading name.  It should be as carefully constructed and thought out as the U.S. Constitution.  It is a delicacy that Michael specializes in.


It is a truth universally acknowldeged that..
There has to be at least one perk to working a 12 hour night shift.  This gorgeous sunrise happens to be one of mine.  Working as a respiratory therapist has been one of the most challenging/fulfilling things I've ever done. 


It is a truth universally acknowldeged that...
You don't feel like a real homeowner until you've been TP'd.  Thank you to the little rascals who generously donated a couple rolls. But seriously, who uses Charmin extra cushy brand to TP?  


 
 
It is a truth universally acknowldeged that...
TGIF!!!!!!!
Happy Friday! :)
 


2 comments:

  1. do you remember when we fed the "You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you" line to your mom? I think we were asking for a sleepover or something. It's one of my favorite memories.

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  2. love this. can we please see you two soon? great. its a date.

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